Last night I got my finger twisted around in the beater of my hand mixer.
I think it knew that I asked my SIL to drop some hints around my hubby that I wanted a Kitchenaid Mixer so it plotted it's revenge.
Here's the scoop.
I was baking a cake - getting ready for the Wild Man's birthday - and after I finished beating the cake mix I got distracted somehow. All according to the hand mixer's plan, I'm sure....
Anyway...when I came back to the kitchen I pushed to release button on the mixer and looped the index finger of my left hand through the beater to pull it out. I honestly thought that I had unplugged the machine.
Then - just as the beater planned - my right hand slipped and turned on the mixer winding my finger around the blades of the beater.
I really think I heard it laughing while I was jumping up and down wreathing in pain!
3 comments:
the picture made me crave cookie dough, thanks.
oh and im glad you were not seriously injured. now you have to get a kitchenaid, you cant have vengeful appliances laying in wait.
dear beater: you should be ashamed of yourself. really. pick on someone your own size.
sincerely,
marge
Punish it severely. Use a wooden spoon next time and verbally mock it.
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